[Mr Apple]

"There is nothing wrong with her, health wise. She is still breathing and vertical."

Vertical? What? No way my friend.
Hillary Clinton is not vertical. She is anything but vertical! This warthog bag full of crap ---is horizontal!!!

[sport]

I intended to use upright, but I hated to use the term “upright” when referring to a Clinton. I should have used the term walking around. In my opinion, the day she departs this World should be declared a World Holiday. But I would not expect that to happen for two or three thousand years at least. She is too evil to die. They are too many demons residing inside her for that to happen.