>>>Okay I will Crawl over broken glass, go through fire wearing a My Little Pony night shirt, no make up, no coffee and with BED HAIR to vote Trump!<<<
Don’t take this the wrong way, but if you show up at your Polling Place looking like that you might actually scare away some Hillary Voters.
You’ll be able to tell the Trump Voters there because they will probably look just like you. #;^)
Even if you had time to dress and groom, and the fire was on the other side of town?
Snicker, snicker, :)