I could do that.
1. No children preferably but for sure no young children.
Check.
2. Single
Check
3. Over 65
Nope.
4. Blackmail proof and ransom proof
Check.
5. Must swear to Trump and Trump must believe him that he will NOT be scared (as I believe Comey is) to prosecute ALL the criminals he finds including Republicans. This could be and probably will be IN THE HUNDREDS with all three Clintons at the top sitting beside Barrack Obama, or whatever his name is.
Nope — my allegiance would be to the Constitution, not any person. And I think I'd start with the current Senate for treason. Then, how about Tax court? The charges regarding taxes are obviously criminal, yet they deny the right to a jury-trial as guaranteed by the sixth amendment, so let's charge all the tax court judges w/ 18 U.S. Code §242. And, just to further drive home the point that judges aren't exempt I'd charge all the judges of divorce courts with the same, as the seventh amendment guarantees the right to jury trials wherein the amount in controversy exceeds $20. Then we'll tackle the Clinton Foundation, and yes I will advocate death by hanging in all cases of treason.
............hey, I’m willing to compromise on anything where the results are people like Huma, Loretta Lynch. Hillary, Pelosi, Bill, Obama, Lois and on and on going to jail!