“WAIT!! Just heard on fox that Ovomit is clearing his calendar for the month of October to campaign with the beast! Since when did this bastard ever do a days work?! He honestly thinks people will come out in droves to see him....this narcissist has gotta go..can’t wait for November to roll in!!!”
What right does he have to do such a thing? Don’t we PAY him to actually, you know, work for us? (Yeah, right). Maybe we’re better off with the !@(*#@ actually OUT of the oval office.
In any case, I think it’ll quickly backfire and he’ll go back to taking vacations on our dime. Lots of dimwits will show up to see the first sort-of-black President, but that will overshadow the frumpy little witch, rather than making her look good.
Campaigner In Chief