“... beat him like a rented mule?”
Carlos Danger may need MORE therapy than we imagined. If beating mules is the first metaphor to enter his feeble mind ~ well, in my opinion as a world renowned Board Certified Proctologist; Weiner is crying out for psycho-sexual relief from his bestial urges...
IMHO
He wants to come out of retirement. Fair enough. He must have a lot of time on his hands.
Since he’s disabled from his first profession, the government should retrain him. I don’t know what the demand is for mule drivers in the Big Apple, but....
He’d be a natural as a shoe salesman, a door to door Fuller Brush salesman, a vacuum cleaner salesman, or a silent street mime.
If Hillary gets in by having her community organizers and creative IT staff stuff the ballot boxes, bring out dead voters, and fix the voting machines and the programs that run on them, Huma will find a niche for his special talents, but far from the White House.