“Hi! This is Marissa Mayer. I have stopped washing my hands and watching the ceiling fan long enough to discover that your super duper safe Yahoo mail has been compromised by a Mr Boris Badunov of the Russian state acting school, the FSB.”
98 posted on 07/25/2016 12:41:56 PM PDT by Stentor
(Free the Rosenbergs--Oh wait. Nevermind.)