Family argument in wildlife park leaves woman dead after she leaves car and gets eaten by tiger

http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 24 JULY 2016 • 2:18PM | Agence France-Presse

[Nacho Bidnith]

Tigers at a wildlife park in Beijing have killed a woman and injured another after the pair left their vehicle following a family argument.

The attack took place at Badaling Wildlife World on Saturday when one of the women left the vehicle following an altercation, Chinanews.com reported.

[TexasTransplant]

Could have been worse... Divorce
(yeah I know Dark Humor, placed in that same situation how many husbands would have traded places, I would have) instead of Divorce

[Enchante]

Darwin Award.

[shibumi]

See what playing “kissy” with the pets leads to?

[drop 50 and fire for effect]

It wasn’t takeout, she rode to the park, so it was delivery.

[ontap]

Oh! Man....you’re going to be Bar-B-Qued for that one!!!

[submarinerswife]

Why kill the tiger for doing what tigers do.

Obey the rules or get eaten. Period.

[submarinerswife]

Heh. Your wife is no where near your computer when you found the courage to write that, was she?

[Jack Hydrazine]

When Chinese fire drills go wong.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I do not get the joke.

[r_barton]

Chinese food with excessive MSG added causes diners to be hungry soon after eating.

The tiger had “Chinese” food, so to speak.

[Jack Hydrazine]

You should see the Kung Fu Driving they do over there!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OcsZxUDWCXg

[Jack Hydrazine]

Ah so!

[No_More_Harkin]

Twisted I know but dang, those signs are there for a reason. Wouldn’t that give you pause?
Argument vs. Life threatening situation.
Lets argue AFTER the kitties are gone.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Next up: family squabble ends in death at Jurassic Park.

DANG!

[al baby]

A Chinese couple gets married - and she’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darring” he says, “I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting jus anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, “I wanna ... numba 69.”

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.........

“You want... Beef wif Bwoccori?”

[Clay Moore]

I apologize for my comments to you or others.