VANITY: My retort to "dark" speech meme by media. What is your one-liner retort?

7-22-16 | self

[Thibodeaux]

presstitute consensus

[ProudGOP]

It’s only dark to terrorists and their supporters

[plain talk]

Every challengers speeches are dark. I don’t remember these bozo’s calling Obama’s speech dark when he ran for President in 2008.

[IronJack]

In a world where up is down, wrong is right, and men are women, it only follows that light is darkness.

[IronJack]

This from the same people who insist cow farts will turn the surface of the Earth into a boiling cauldron?

Yeah, about that ...

The enviro-Luddites fondly reminisce about the days when buffalo roamed the plains in endless seas as far as the horizons. Buffalo are ruminant animals, similar in their digestive structure to domestic cattle. And these buffalo were eating grass, which is much harder to digest than grain.

So those buffalo herds must have been outgassing by the long ton for millennia before the white man generously wiped them out and removed their foul carbon footprints from the Plains.

Right?

[katana]

And of course a warming climate is catastrophic. That’s why the tropics are almost devoid of life. /s

[Kozak]

It’s always darkest before the dawn...

[wastoute]

To Evil light is darkness as evil is good.

[GLDNGUN]

It only takes 2 words to end the conversation. INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

My retort” You’re gonna need a helluva lot more disinfectant!”

[Cololeo]

Can I use that as a sigline? :-)

[CodeToad]

If it fits, go for it!

[Bellflower]

My retort would be my tagline, which was spoken by Jesus.