[Kenton]

Well, then there's the fact that Michelle is so goddamn ugly and Melania is beautiful and classy. Melania has a lot of the same stuff going for her that made Jackie Kennedy so popular.

It's called "class". We can stop being embarrassed by the fact that our "first lady" is a black neanderthal-looking wookie whose ways are alien to everything America is about.

[hal ogen]

Several other big differences: Melania isn’t a tranny, isn’t a grifter moocher, isn’t a racist and doesn’t hate Free America.