Black criminal: "The police be chasin' me. Quick, hide me."
Black homeowner: "Yes, of course. Hide in this closet. I will lie to the police and tell them you are not here. By the way, nice to meet you. What's your name?"
White criminal: "The police are chasing me. Quick, hide me."
White homeowner: "Hell, no. Not only am I calling the police, I will shoot you myself if you so much as sneeze, you guilty dirtbag."
24 posted on 07/18/2016 10:54:17 PM PDT by Blue Jays