Police in standoff with woman at Oklahoma Air National Guard base after she claims to have device

Tulsa World ^ | 07.18.2016 | Staff Reports

[CopperTop]

Beautiful in it's simplicity,
Brilliant in it's effect. d;^)

[beelzepug]

RPG. Bye, bye!

[BykrBayb]

The title says she’s at the base. The first paragraph says she’s driving around the base (who didn’t think that meant driving around on base?)

I miss reporters, who reported the news. These journalists who majored in creative writing are annoying.

[captain_dave]

Simple.stop her car and shoot her. Then check the car.

[funfan]

Send in the robot and blow up her device.

[lonevoice]

It’s over; she’s been taken into custody. Police aren’t releasing her name, but say she is a mentally ill person.

[butlerweave]

Robbie the I have a surprise for you Robot

[N9841A]

Most likely and female high on meth, mistaking her dildo for bomb..

[Bigg Red]

...immediately began deploying a robot.

(((
No!!! Robot lives matter!

[patro]

What do you do after all that and then checking her car?? We need a plan here!

[BykrBayb]

Poor communications. She didn’t say “I have a bomb.” She said “Oh yes, this is the bomb!”

[GOYAKLA]

Can’t live with them, can’t kill ‘em!
PMS, worse than BLM!
Send in the Midol.

[hal ogen]

So...you’re saying she is a DIMocRAT?