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To: refreshed

I have an eighty seven caliPer autoMATED assault shotpistol and forty three clips. Each clip holds 927 twelve guage bullets and can fire thirty three hundred times per second. I bought it at the same K-Mart where I always buy my underwear. I drive myself to the K-Mart, I’m an EXCELLENT driver.


56 posted on 07/16/2016 7:34:52 AM PDT by RipSawyer (Racism is racism, regardless of the race of the racist.)
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To: RipSawyer

I saw them at the K-Mart in the underwear section. Next to the black assault underwear. Try the 20 gauge 435 round clips next time. They are a prize in Cracker Jack boxes. They fire at 9,000 rpm and explode on impact. Watch them though, they fire themselves. I’ll wait until they are on sale even though they were freely available and more plentiful than computers. My computer is black, but that is all I’m going to say as it is an assault computer.

One more thing, that eighty seven caliPer is more difficult to shoot sideways, but I’m sure you have discovered that.


91 posted on 07/16/2016 9:22:52 AM PDT by refreshed
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