[TheConservativeParty]

Well done!

Barry is muslim
It is there for all to see
Explains everything

Maybe that qualifies as haiku? Not sure.

[T-Bone Texan]

Your post does indeed meet all the criteria to be labeled as an anatomically-correct haiku. So I made this for you:

The crypto-muslim
Connives with our enemies
To overthrow us

And

Snorting lines of coke
And having the ghey butt secks
Oval office stained