Ladies and gentlemen: I know you were expecting some kind of indictment for Mrs Clinton, but you know how Washington works. If I indict her I wind up in Ft Marcy Park. Consequently the Bureau has decided that it will give in to pressure from Mrs Clinton and a direct threat from her former boss, and that there will be no indictment and no prosecution.”
“If I indict her I wind up in Ft Marcy Park.”
Or die in a freak weight lifting accident.
Ladies and gentlemen I called this briefing after finding a horse’s head in my bed this morning.