Stunning
Cop: “What did you say?”
Kid: “I said I wanted a brownie.”
Cop: “Well, that seems reasonable. In fact, I’d like one myself! Say, these are unusual! What kind of nuts is that?”
Kid: “Nigg. . . .”
Teacher: “Brazil nuts! They’re Brazil nuts!”
Stunning that a police officer would actually ask that question. He ought to be fired.