[Mrs. Don-o]

When you only have 6 syllables in the second line, you can add fillers like

• Oh
• Like
• True
• Uh

Though I don't, uh, think
That's what the real genuine
Japanese do. Fo' true.

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` Remind me never to culturally appropriate this art form again.

[T-Bone Texan]

The following haiku is an example of cultural appropriation coming full circle to cultural rejection and ultimately, cultural excretion:

Word up, Home Skillet!
I make up words from whole cloth
Fo' shizzle mah Nizzle!