You certainly sound like a fount of tin foil and disdainful attitude.
After being with you, I have the strongest temptation to check whether my car actually does take me from place to place, because after all the fuel is had from those evil oil companies. Maybe they hypnotized me and my car is only an illusion for which I am paying dearly.
Well based on your concept of a logical argument, I'm not surprised you think that way.