Why does the EPA need guns???
Why does the FDA need guns???
Here is the answer to my own questions:
Well, the FDA actually needs military firearms to combat foods sold after the “use by” date and the insidious fungi that threatens to overrun our nation...
The EPA actually needs military firearms to combat those horrific beavers that indiscriminately cut down out wonderful trees for nothing more than food and shelter...Not to mention the CO2 bombers known as Holstein, Angus, and Jersey...