First prize for the victim families, get to spend 5 minutes being consoled by the Kenyan-in-Chief.
Second prize, they get to spend an hour with Barky.
Third prize? Barky and Moochelle go to dinner at your house.
Halal dishes only, please.
Alternate suggestion for First Prize:
The Obamas take you out to a very expensive
restaurant, then leave you with the bill to pay.