Reminds me of the old Johnny Cash song about the guy who worked at the auto plant and assembled a car with stolen parts over a number of years.
C-130 nose.
C-141 tail.
C-137 engines.
C-what-in-the-world main wing assembly.
All knock-offs sold at Harbor Freight with lifetime warranty.
It looks like a C-17 had sex with an IL-76.
That’s the “C-what-in-the-world” you were thinking about.