all you need is a big crowd of dirty old men to put in front of them so they can stare and drool...
all you need is a big crowd of dirty old exhibitionist men in raincoats to put in front of them so they can stare at the letters on the men's chests spelling MAKE AMERICA GREAT and drool as the little flags tied to their privates rise in salute to the strains of the National Anthem crackling over loudspeakers...OHH Say Can You See...By the Dawn's Early-y Light...What so Proudly We Hailed,..At the Twilight's Last Gleaming?
Then the cannon goes off and the mutual jiggling of all parties involved creates a "W~A~V~E" effect...
Fixed it! /running /hiding