[Paladin2]

“You will never need to replace a battery on an Apple device.”

[SamAdams76]

I don't believe you that you have an iPod with a dead battery. I think you are making it up because you have a false narrative you would like to establish.

I think you are making it up. Come by my house and I'll show you Apple products going back to 2003 that are fully functional on original batteries. I'll even cook you some chicken or steak on the grill while we listen to one of said iPods.