My father was an NYPD Detective, they had a saying about they FBI, that they, “Couldn’t find a Jew in the Bronx”.
Federal Bureau of Investagation
or
Federal Bureau of Igmoramuses
That’s not fair. Your average Feeb agent could find the hickory d**k on a hobby horse, with a little help.
If Joe Citizen got on his knees, shined a flashlight on it. Pointed at it. Put the Feeb’s hands on it.
Disney should have hired a skywriter over the J. Edgar Hoover building, “Omar Matteen is going to kill a lot people!”
The FeeBI appreciates blowing smoke.