When you call 911 to pledge allegiance to ISIS are you put on hold first? Is there an ISIS department at 911? “Press 3 for a pre-terror ISIS allegiance statement”?
When you call 911 to pledge allegiance to ISIS are you put on hold first? Is there an ISIS department at 911? “Press 3 for a pre-terror ISIS allegiance statement”?
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“Please hold the line. I will connect you with the ISIS Pledge Department.”
LOL.
Preceded of course by ‘press (1) for Farsi, (2) for Pashtun, (3) for Arabic, (4) to notify your CIA handler of a change in employment status, (5) to have a street back home named for you, (6) If you are using an iPhone, please hang up and select FaceTime to make a martyrdom video’
If you are a White male or have caucasian heritage, please hang up now.