Oh yeah. M<y wife and several kids will be shocked to find out I am a closet homo.
You know, you seem to spend so much time worrying about what everyone else does you are probably not even taking care of business in your own life.
Usually I find those so focused on the queer life, usually have those “urges” themselves. So, you must be thrilled of what happened today. Got yourself a fag woodie don’t ya?
A Vegas bookie would risk a few grand that your wife won't be totally surprised. Women tend to know which direction your pupils are pointing.