Nobody told me not to smoke while pumping gas into my car.
Nobody told me not to aim that air nailer toward myself.
Nobody told me not to grab that tiger by the back foot at the zoo.
“Nobody told me not to smoke while pumping gas into my car.”
Derek Zoolander:
“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”