Witches gather online to hex Brock Turner

NBC4 ^ | June 8, 2016 | NBC4 Staff

[Talisker]

STANFORD, CA (WCMH) – A group of witches unsatisfied with the sentence of former Stanford swimmer Brock Turner gathered Tuesday for a mass ‘hexing.’ The organizer invited more than a thousand people to gather at home altars and recite the following:

Brock Allen Turner we hex you.
You will be impotent
You will know constant pain of pine needles in your guts
Food will bring you no sustenance
In water, your lungs will fail you
Sleep will only bring nightmares
Shame will be your mantle.
You will meet justice.
My witchcraft is strong. Our witchcraft is powerful.
The spell will work.
So Mote it be.

[dragonblustar]

hey call themselves "witches," they have the mindset of ordinary murderous collectivists.

Or muslims....

[dragonblustar]

Are these the Dr Seuss of spells? Do they work better if they rhyme?

[SaraJohnson]

That is their standard lie. Now you see the truth.

[Charles Martel]

Would they be hex wenches?

*rimshot*

[Salamander]

LOL

Don’t blame me, I don’t write this stuff.

But it *does* seem that rhyming is “a thing”.

;D