Indeed. Here's a prehistoric cave drawing that proves it:
Posted on 06/08/2016 11:31:32 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
As you are seated, the garçon ambles over to take your order. Your head is about waist high to him. That ain’t kosher in my book!
eating buck naked with a bunch of strangers...? DON’T pass me the grey Poop on!
Waiter, there is a hair in my soup...
the cook and his assistants are naked too?
A ralph moment for sure! GAAAK!
Waiter! there’s a pubic hair in my french fries!
Bangers and mash night might be fun!
Don’t drop your napkin...the waiter may pick it up for you!
Indeed. Here's a prehistoric cave drawing that proves it:
Waitress, what’s the fly doing in my soup?
“Well, it’s not doing the backstroke because it’s hanging onto a floating pube”.
Flashback to when my kid was five years-old, took one of those and stuck his face through it then roared like a lion.
I like eating out, clad.
Yeah. And it’s small and curly. Yuck!
***Add this to the category of “bad naked.”***
“Oh please, don’t crouch.”
In nude resorts, it’s customary to carry your own towel around and put that on any surface you’re sitting on, for sanitary reasons.
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