Cut a couple holes in a burlap sack, sew on a couple sleeves, viola $12,000.00 jacket.
That reminds me of an I Love Lucy episode when they were in Paris and Lucy and Ethel wanted to buy expensive designer clothes. So Ricky and Fred got two burlap sacks, cut holes for the head and arms, and a horse feed bucket for hats, and Lucy and Ethel thought they were wearing designer clothes.