Trust me on this— that jacket did *nothing* for you, Hillary. Poundage matters, and yours is now impacting your ability to even navigate.
Forget the coat.
Plus longer jackets make short people looker shorter and rounder. Now, Maude could pull that look off. I have a friend who wears longer jackets because she is insecure about her bladder control undergarments. Thinks everyone can see them. Hmmmm.