Bring this one.
The thugs will likely not see it for the weapon it can become.
"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I did also make a plastic Shillelagh from a 1/2 inch plastic pipe and a large plastic pipe glued to one end. I think it might need a rubber gripper. my dad has one i think he got in ireland that looks more like a small stick with a largge knot on the end. less stylish than yours.