And just because they signed something that says they agree doesn’t mean they agree! It just means they signed!
And they weren’t documents, they were emails! What, they spilled some electrons over there? They cleaned it right up!
It was somebody ellllllse!
Except....the forms also require a witness to sign and date (in some cases there needs to be two witnesses), so that would open a whole new can of worms...
Worms can’t be witnesses. But they cannot be discriminated against, and if you’ve ever cut one in half with a shovel or callously stuck one on a fishing hook, you have sins to atone for. Plus, most worms are hermaphroditic so.......sorry, I just can’t complete this sentence.