[MrEdd]

Naw, salt is just a condiment.

The four food groups are:

1. Chocolate.
2. Cheese.
3. Gravy.
4. Things to put chocolate, cheese, or gravy on.

[Safetgiver]

The four food groups are:...bottled beer, draft beer, canned beer and beer and a shot.

[Trillian]

You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.”