Strap a parachute on Kristol’s back and push him out of a C-130 over Fallujah.
Why bother with a parachute?
forget the parachute, just throw the POS out, and forget him.
“Strap a parachute on Kristols back and push him out of a C-130 over Fallujah.”
Better still, add a porker, and drop both of them into the middle of Mecca during the Haj! Can you picture the gunfire that would follow his landing?