[dware]

Hey, you know what would be even better? With Obungholecare, we've digitized most medical records. How cool would it be, if you were involved in a bad accident and were found out like a light by the first responders, they could just scan your chip and have a full medical history available to them right away?!?!?! Isn't that awesome? And then, we could put your bank account info on it and completely eliminate the need for actual cashiers and fast food workers, instead you would scan your chip and voila! your account is debited for the amount of your purchase!!! Way cool!!!!

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[BenLurkin]

Not to mention that if you were involved in a bad accident and were found out like a light by the first responders, they could just scan the medical history on your chip, and decide on the spot whether or not saving your life is cost effective for the “common good.”

[daisy12]

How cool would it be, if you were involved in a bad accident and were found out like a light by the first responders, they could just scan your chip and have a full medical history available to them right away?!?

Actually, this statement was made to me almost verbatim by a co-worker RN back in the nineties only the method of ID was a thumbprint. I declined to share her enthusiasm.