I found out recently haikus have layers of meaning and subtle subtext behind them, or at least they’re supposed to.
I went to public school; it’s best I keep it simple:
I respectfully
Disagree with your thesis
Youre a poopy face!
Whenever I try to take it to the next level of class and civility, the inevitable still happens:
Leaves fall on calm pond
The oak watches, eternal
Youre a poopy face!
Hey, you can’t know I’m a poopy face!
I covered over my iCamera on my iMac so I won’t be iSnooped!