[Grampa Dave]

Tucker Carlson "I went to that meeting expecting Beck to cry, rend his garments while quoting James Madison, but that's not at all what happened. He began the most extended assiduous suck-up I think I've ever seen a grown man commit. He acted like he was auditioning to be Mark Zuckerberg's manservant — it was awe-inspiring,' Carlson said. "I don't know what his agenda is; it's either he's looking to put his tanking Web properties up for sale or he just can't help himself. There's a billionaire there, so he sniffs the throne."

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Ooof. Not pretty. He’s done.

[Jane Long]

Wow. Tucker perfectly deconstructed Beck’s ZuckSuckUp.