My 1st thought.
The masses need to use “Self ID’en” as an excuse for all below the belt mis-behavior.
Was walking a(town) local wood trail the other day and had to take a leak.So I did but b4 and looking around for cameras and other humans I said to self,If I get bagged I will tell the judge I was self ID’en as a dog
Many,many years ago I arctic flight coveralls on (yeah, stole ‘em from the AF)and was gutting out a doe. I got hit by a bout of diarearrhia (the shits) and dropped the coveralls in the back, squatted down and defecated a gusher. No TP. So I pulled up the coveralls across my back and....almost started crying. All over my back, down into both legs and a deer to drag out. When I got back to camp, I had someone hose me down, nude in -32 degree weather. How humiliating.