I’m not worried about Hell — ‘CAUSE I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO ___ING YEARS!!!! Hell would be like Club Med. Hell would be like a ___ing resort.
Id get down to the gates of Hell and Satan would JUMP OUT....RRROOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
Ah #@$#...you were married huh? Well, I guess theres nothing much new for you here. Well, Ill give you the nickel tour anyway....see that? Thats where we torment the soul.......OOOOOOOH!
Say, you didnt happen to see any single guys coming down the tunnel did you? I can scare the $#@# out of them.
Oh &*(! ....you were married twice? Want a job? That qualifies you for the job placement program here in Hell...
-Sam Kinison
Also, men are NOT monogamous! Our INSTINCTIVE desire is to sleep with as many women as possible. Females once had the supreme authority to 'ground' a man with marriage in exchange for a regular and safe place to put his ****. In the '60's, females decided to give it all away for free, thus forfeiting their power over men and destroying the institution of marriage.
Why date man-hater feminists when you can go to an Asian massage parlor and indulge in the most beautiful AND FEMININE females in the world and be treated like a KING?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o70wMlJO3ck
Video of Sam Kinison’s routine in your post:
Warning: language—NSFW