[baltimorepoet]

The old adage is absolutely true. Why would a man buy a cow when he gets the milk for free.

These days... the cow analogy is so apropos. You ever see some of the women in a Walmart? There is a reason why they have those electric carts, and those women with their butts hanging over the sides. They remind me of the people in Wall-E.

[dfwgator]

These days... the cow analogy is so apropos. You ever see some of the women in a Walmart? There is a reason why they have those electric carts, and those women with their butts hanging over the sides. They remind me of the people in Wall-E.

But like the Diceman said, at least they're easy to pick up, all you gotta do is say, "I've got Fudge! Hershey's Chocolate Kisses.......We're talking' Haagen-Dazs, babe, waddaya say?"

[WilliamCooper1]

“These days... the cow analogy is so apropos. You ever see some of the women in a Walmart? There is a reason why they have those electric carts, and those women with their butts hanging over the sides. They remind me of the people in Wall-E.”

You know, there’s something to this. Having traveled overseas to many places, I have noticed that American women are by far the most overweight and unkept women in the world. Even ones that are healthy and have nice appearances quickly ditch it and immediately pack on at least 20 lbs as soon as the relationship moves from dating to somewhat long-term.

I’m sorry women that might be offended, but if it offends you, perhaps you should look in the mirror.