Uh, muzzies are likely to turn in Jews, Hindi, Christians, atheists, etc.
Well, the advertised availability of a fair and firm arbiter whose morals transcend the maddest sections of the Koran — could help break the spell.
Evangelists will be needed to complete the break of the spell.
If they go down Lying Lane with this one it will become evident at once. We of the West should certainly believe in truth?