The women in Massachusetts are pretty bad...
The kids look good but the older they get the worst they look
Utah and Idaho and they south are the best
I spent five years in Western Kansas. I loved the area and the people but I hardly saw a pretty girl the whole time.
Oddly they weren’t ugly either, just plain. I have been in college towns or campuses where there just seemed to be babes everywhere you looked.
Athens, Georgia. Clemson, South Carolina. Florida State. San Marcos, Texas. Auburn, Alabama. I could go on but those are the ones which stick in my memory.