“If you think a gun infected my child, I am in the wrong office.”
lol You could get all drama like.
Oh my God! Are you saying someone’s gun infected my child?! Well I’ll get to the bottom of this and find out exactly where it happened! Hmmm I’ll have to call his school, all his playmate’s parents, every single one of the relatives. This is gonna take some time. How long do I have before I have to get back to you with the answer?! Am I on a time limit? You know I already have a bunch of crushing deadlines at work. Gonna have to prioritize this on my list of priorities. Oh wait! He was at my job not too long ago. Wow! Now I’ve just added every single person at work to my list.
Bet they’d forget what the question even was and usher you out the door and then mark...fricken nuts...on your chart. lol