[stars & stripes forever]

Maybe he got some pointers...

OBAMA WEATHER ROCK to combat Global Warming

The Weather Rock

This rock is the perfect weather indicator, it
never fails. It is more accurate than your local
weather person. This rock is the living word and
is 100% correct. This is how it works:

a dry rock means fair weather.
a wet rock means it’s raining.
a dusty rock means a dust storm.
a swaying rock means it’s windy.
a shadow under the rock means it’s sunny.
a white rock means it’s snowing.
if the rock is jumping up and down, an
earthquake is upon us.
if the bottom of the rock is under water it’s a
flood.

[Right Brother]

a dry rock means fair weather. a wet rock means it’s raining. a dusty rock means a dust storm. a swaying rock means it’s windy. a shadow under the rock means it’s sunny. a white rock means it’s snowing. if the rock is jumping up and down, an earthquake is upon us. if the bottom of the rock is under water it’s a flood.

And if something is crawling out from under the rock, it's a liberal.

[TYVets]

A rock that is blown away means it is a tornado