[BenLurkin]

At little Miss Lurkin’s graduation a few years back the speaker was a foreign woman who kept telling the kids to have piss in their hats.

I found it odd. But later learned it was supposed to be peace in their hearts.

[chajin]

a foreign woman who kept telling the kids to have piss in their hats.

If you have that, urine trouble.

But later learned it was supposed to be peace in their hearts.

The nice thing about commencement speeches is that 99% of them are eminently forgettable, and the students forget them almost instantly.