Today, I self-identify as a cat. I demand the school provide me a litter box under the principal’s desk. #FurriesMatter.
Tomorrow, I’m thinking of self-identifying as an elephant so that gives the school time to find someone to scoop my poop anywhere it might fall.
Hey, don’t kid yourselves, gender fluid humans today but tomorrow it could be anything. Slippery slope.
If people start pooping on the floor, the slope will, indeed, get slippery. Flat spots, too.