Posted on 05/12/2016 7:52:27 AM PDT by doug from upland
And he needs to take Mittens with him.
Another DFU classic!
Keep ‘em coming!
ROFL...that is great!!!
sad really. if you are going to use seuss to roast... make it rhyme better.
Billy Kristol wants a third party.
His protests are blustered and hearty.
Conservative he ain’t.
doubtful he’s straight.
and We shouldn’t put up with his blarney
more of a limerick than seuss... sorry
Thanks for the advice about rhyming. Constructive criticism is always appreciated. I will take your years of expertise under advisement. I guess after about 20,000 limericks, two Clinton limerick books, and probably 500 parody songs, I should have gotten the hang of this by now. I will try harder to get better.
I am pretty sure I read somewhere that lines 1-2-5 are supposed to rhyme and have 8 or 9 beats. And 3-4 rhyme and have 5 or 6 beats. Is that right?
(Sorry to bust your chops. I’ve been doing this for awhile.)
Party, hearty, and blarney don’t rhyme. Ain’t and straight don’t rhyme.
How about this?
Bill Kristol is talking third party
His trashing of Trump is quite hearty
It would be really great
To find out he’s not straight
It’s time that we mock Mr. Smarty
much betterer.
thanks
power of rewriting and editing
:)
You don’t know Suess.
That is a good one!
This will backfire on all the NRO type; Loesch, Kristol, Pavlich, Beck and all other anti Trump people will be crying a bucket of tears when Hillary comes for their guns and the immigrant muzzies are breathing down their necks.
TOMORROW: Glen Beck
never liked seuss...
never wanted to know him...
what’s your point?
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