I’m still trying to launch my new graduation tassel business: they will be extra long and extra thick and can be used to tie one’s ankles together to avoid illegitimate pregnancies without the use of drugs.
Interesting idea you have. May you have great success and luck - since Obama says only people who are lucky succeed! LOL.
My very wise father, who lived from 1898-1978, used to tell me that the best and least expensive form of birth control was an aspirin held firmly between the knees.