I admit to feeling much the same as you, but in reality, you would be quite astonished at just how small the radar signature is for a correctly designed vessel like that.
I read a book “Skunk Works” recently about the development of the F-117, and it was fascinating (recounted by Ben Rich, who ran the Skunk Works for a couple of decades)
in the book, he talked about how they calibrated the radars they were using in their stealth experiments, and he said (I know this sounds really hard to believe, but it is what he said in the book) that they had models to test the concept, and the could detect a metallic object the size of a BB (that is a BB gun BB, not a battleship BB!) five miles away!!!!!
In one high profile test, they had a bunch of bigwigs in, and to their disappointment, they were able to see the target model on their radar when they had believed they wouldn’t. It turned out a bird had landed on top of the model, and that was what they were picking up.
One of the surprising things was that early on, they found that the size of the object was not an issue, it was the shape. I don’t have the book at my disposal right now, but according to the math, and according to the data, the concepts that worked on an F-117 with the right shape worked exactly the same on a ship the size of a large naval vessel. Hard to believe, but that is what the testing showed.
The way Ben Rich described it, a standard frigate had the radar cross section of 50 barns, but their concept ship would have the cross section of a dinghy. (in his words)
In one experiment back in 1985, they had constructed a 500 ton stealth ship (I think they called it the Sea Shadow) that was about 70 feet wide, using these same concepts, and took it out on the ocean. They had P3 Orions using their radar they normally used to detect surface ships, and to be sure it was working correctly, had fake periscopes dropped in the water that the P3 could easily pick up.
On one night, they made 57 passes at the ship at night, and only saw it on their radar twice, both times when they were about a mile and a half away. They even provided the exact location of the vessel to the pilots, and they still couldn’t see it.
But as we know, the problem with stealth is that it has to match the background. If it is LESS visible than the background, it becomes visible as a “hole”. That was the problem they had with the Sea Shadow, was that the wake it made was more visible than the vessel itself.
And there are other ways, as we now know, that stealth can be defeated. But it is still an impressive feat. Ben Rich said Lockheed did a preliminary concept plan for an aircraft carrier that had the radar cross section of a life raft. I know it sounds insane, but that is what he said. It goes back to the concept that the size is not important, it is the shape.
Very interesting read.
Thanks for your post on stealth objects.
More on Sea Shadow(IX-529):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Shadow_(IX-529)
Actually, I am not sure it was the wake of the ship, but perhaps the general noise level from rough seas that made the vessel visible in tests...I think.