He’s a POS.
The celebrant questions the parents and godparents.
Celebrant: Do you reject Satan?
Parents & Godparents: I do.
Celebrant: And all his works?
Parents & Godparents: I do.
Celebrant: And all his empty promises?
Parents & Godparents: I do.
Catholic rite of baptism. Famously said during the Godfather movie where Mike takes out all their enemies.
Faint praise indeed. P.J. is washed up but occasionally he still comes up with a good one. Flame suit on. And yes he is a drunk and revels in the Mick writer as a drunk meme. Knew the family of his 2nd wife.